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Born on a plane.

Hannah: my roommate was from LA but GOD FORBID YOU FORGET SHE WAS BORN IN CANADA
Hannah: like she moved to LA at ZERO YEARS OLD
Hannah: she was probably born on the PLANE, THAT'S HOW CANADIAN SHE IS
via tastefullyoffensive / 1 month ago / 11,892 notes /
via collegehumor / 1 month ago / 5,364 notes /

speromelior:

atomau:

neverland-avenue:

hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT

So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like

i literally cried

via jerichadawn / 1 month ago / 86,203 notes /
via hey-bigspender / 1 month ago / 31,093 notes /
tastefullyoffensive:

"You forgot to pick me up from practice!" [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"You forgot to pick me up from practice!" [x]

via deactivated-childhood / 1 month ago / 85,933 notes /

hunky-bat:

synchronised catting

(Source: guremike.jp)

via deactivated-childhood / 1 month ago / 95,779 notes /

World Cup Problems

Me: I'm cold can I have a hug blanket
Michael: what? sorry I didn't hear you I was watching football.
1 month ago / 1 note /

What, I like head scratches.

Michael: You're so impatient when it comes to head scratches
Michael: Like someone might say "hey, you have to push this button to save the world."
Michael: And during those FIVE SECONDS where I have to stop scratching your head to push that button,
Michael: you would go insane.
via pleatedjeans / 1 month ago / 63,316 notes /
 
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