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“You know those gnomes that steal socks? They steal my wifebeaters instead.” - Michael

Vervante.

Me: And then with the dessert course, he gave us this crazy strong alcohol he made himself.
Michael: What did it taste like?
Me: like really strong magic?
via mochacafe / 1 day ago / 2,601 notes /

“Don’t worry about losing weight until you come back from Paris, because when you come back I’m going to starve you. If I can’t eat anything, neither can you.” - Mom

My mom is on a diet lol

2 days ago / 3 notes / paris things,

We’re making a spontaneous trip to Geneva because my aunt really wants us to.

My grandmother doesn’t want to go because she just wants to stay put. So she said, “I’ll just put Sundi on the train [to SWITZERLAND LOL WTF] but [my aunt] won’t have any of it, so we’re both going now.”

Lolwut.

2 days ago / 2 notes / paris, wtf,

Sonny says I flutter. I’m flutterrrinnngggggggg!

Claude Monet / Clyde Monet

Going to the home of Claude Monet tomorrow. It’s close to Normandy, about an hour away from where I’m staying in Paris. 

Had that awkward moment where I said I was going to the home of Clyde Monet, and no one knew what I was talking about. Aahahahahah Alex Pelzer messing with my mind, I should stop thinking in musicians and think in real life.

I mean, I’m in Paris. And I’m tumbling music. :D

lesigh.

Tim: why are you bored? you're in france?
Me: not right now dude, right now I could be anywhere in the world just with a bunch of burmese people who want to gossip about more burmese people

And I’m in Paris like

via the-absolute-best-gifs / 6 days ago / 60,413 notes /
 
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