LOL reasons why I love my Ethics Class.
Professor: So if some stranger knocks on your door, punches you in the face, and then runs away, who do you call? Class: (Without hesitation) GHOST BUSTERS!
My math homework was just a bunch of
and so now I’m just all
"But buying a bra is like buying a house. So then...
Allie: "Do you know what today is?" Me: "CYBER...
And then we went to go online shop.
aswadfahd: Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
Tell me what you want me to say.
No light, no light in your bright blue eyes I never knew daylight could be so violent A revelation in the light of day You can’t choose what stays and what fades away … And I’d do anything to make you stay … You want a revelation, You wanna get it right But, it’s a conversation, I just can’t have tonight
Why is it that
the one thing that I really need to ask you is also my greatest fear? The last time I asked this question, it all ended with-
They don't know my middle name: 6 Types of Love →
Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity …
That awkward moment where of the TONS of photos of...
^Allllll the freaking time, man.
Lmao, Tumblr sure likes their alcohol!
Why does this not really look like me...
forthesixpage asked: omg omg omg omg MY FACCEE WHAT IS THATT lol i see that my picture taking strategy has not changed since...whenever we shipped dbsk
Then and Now. [Sonny and Grecia]
Then and Now. [Hyo]
Then: Now: My dress is strapless, I promise it wasn’t a naked party.
WHAT THE FUCK.
bex-chan: living-death: okay so they as in the harry potter cast filmed a scene where draco throws harry the wand and runs to the good side and i’m BEYOND pissed that they didn’t put that in and not because i’m a drarry shipper but because they made him look cowardly running away at the end of the battle omg i just can’t even they put in a voldy/draco hug but not this like fuck...
bex-chan: that awkward moment when you wonder if casting an engorgio would work on a certain part of the male anatomy LMAO LEGIT NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE. Oh Bex. <3
Aren't we all?
You’ve got a mouth full of diamonds… and a pocketful of secrets.– Phantogram
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...– Robin Williams
Chat with my 3-year-old baby cousin.
Her: You're a turtle!
Me: Alysara, why am I a turtle?
Her: I dunno!
Me: Are you a turtle?
Her: No, I'm Alysara.
Me: Then who am I?
Her: You're Sundi!
Me: So why am I a turtle?
*Hides behind her paper*
Apple Pie Shots.
Ingredients 1 fluid ounce vodka 1 fluid ounce apple cider Whipped cream Ground cinnamon Directions In a 2 ounce shot glass, combine vodka and apple cider. Top with whipped cream and sprinkle a pinch of ground cinnamon on top.
"Shout out to Asian girls, let the lights dim...
I don’t know if I should be offended or if I should laugh until I die. It was a creative line. :D
youreluckyididntdelete-deactiva asked: <3 heh tankss :)