November 2011
167 posts
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LOL reasons why I love my Ethics Class.
Professor: So if some stranger knocks on your door, punches you in the face, and then runs away, who do you call?
Class: (Without hesitation) GHOST BUSTERS!
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My math homework was just a bunch of
and
so now I’m just all
"But buying a bra is like buying a house. So then...
Allie: "Do you know what today is?" Me: "CYBER...
And then we went to go online shop.
Black Friday
aswadfahd:
Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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Tell me what you want me to say.
No light, no light in your bright blue eyes I never knew daylight could be so violent A revelation in the light of day You can’t choose what stays and what fades away … And I’d do anything to make you stay …
You want a revelation, You wanna get it right But, it’s a conversation, I just can’t have tonight
Why is it that
the one thing that I really need to ask you is also my greatest fear?
The last time I asked this question, it all ended with-
They don't know my middle name: 6 Types of Love →
Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
…
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That awkward moment where of the TONS of photos of...
^Allllll the freaking time, man.
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Lmao, Tumblr sure likes their alcohol!
Why does this not really look like me...
forthesixpage asked: omg omg omg omg MY FACCEE WHAT IS THATT lol i see that my picture taking strategy has not changed since...whenever we shipped dbsk
Then and Now. [Sonny and Grecia]
Then:
Now:
Then and Now. [Hyo]
Then:
Now:
My dress is strapless, I promise it wasn’t a naked party.
WHAT THE FUCK.
bex-chan:
living-death:
okay
so
they
as in the harry potter cast
filmed a scene where
draco throws harry the wand and runs to the good side
and i’m BEYOND pissed that they didn’t put that in
and not because i’m a drarry shipper
but because they made him look cowardly running away at the end of the battle
omg
i just can’t even
they put in a voldy/draco hug
but not this
like
fuck...
bex-chan:
that awkward moment when you wonder if casting an engorgio would work on a certain part of the male anatomy
LMAO LEGIT NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE. Oh Bex. <3
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Aren't we all?
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“You’ve got a mouth full of diamonds… and a pocketful of secrets.”
– Phantogram
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...”
– Robin Williams
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Chat with my 3-year-old baby cousin.
Her: You're a turtle!
Me: Alysara, why am I a turtle?
Her: I dunno!
Me: Are you a turtle?
Her: No, I'm Alysara.
Me: Then who am I?
Her: You're Sundi!
Me: So why am I a turtle?
*Hides behind her paper*
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Apple Pie Shots.
Ingredients
1 fluid ounce vodka
1 fluid ounce apple cider
Whipped cream
Ground cinnamon
Directions
In a 2 ounce shot glass, combine vodka and apple cider. Top with whipped cream and sprinkle a pinch of ground cinnamon on top.
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"Shout out to Asian girls, let the lights dim...
I don’t know if I should be offended or if I should laugh until I die.
It was a creative line. :D
youreluckyididntdelete-deactiva asked: <3 heh tankss :)
