FREAKING TO-DO LIST
I’m learning from Lily here. Okay. Need to make a Capitol One bank account. Pronto Drivers License and car. Working on it. Shop for dorm stuff. WITH ALLISON. Call Gift Trust Fund people. Call UMD Financial people. Call watch repair places in Burtonsville / Columbia. FIND OUT IF I SHOULD QUIT MY JOB OR NOT. Mail scholarship check. This list is not over, I’m just gonna leave it...
Lily: But lets be honest, the things I like are passions that don't pay very well.
Lily: Photography, writing, literature, psychology
Me: Photography and design, music and recording. Nothing.
Lily: They all lead to being BROKE
"GOD. JUST LET ME BE A HOUSE WIFE!" -Lily Hua
In reference to what to do about college majors.
I love the people that walk in to the store and say, “Umm. I need to buy a flute.” And I’m just like So I take care of the sale like a boss and then when the customer leaves my co-workers say, “Sundi. HOW DO YOU DO THAT.” And I just go but then they turn around and I’m all ______________________________________________________________________ Not gonna...
One day I’m going to eat all of these and just be like
Taxi Cabs in Libia
Mom: I've lied and said I was married even back when I wasn't.
Me: What? Why?!
Mom: Those people I had to share cabs with back in Africa. They'd always hit on me.
Me: Well, did it work?
Mom: Nope. It didn't matter if you were married or not, as long as you'd get in their bed.
Mom: What! Literally they'd ask -
Cab Person: So what's your name?
Mom back in the day: Nina.
Cab Person: Where're you from?
Mom back in the day: Hawaii.
Cab Person: Wanna hang out?
Mom back in the day: I just met you.
Cab Person: Wanna hang out?
Mom back in the day: I'm married.
Cab Person: So... wanna hang out?
Looking at my calendar, I have nearly a week off...
And yet, when I requested four days off as vacation time (in which case I’m not really going on vacation but am moving from one house to another) they put up a big stink.
Because of faith. The faith that citizens have that the politicians they elect...– 시티헌터 (City Hunter)
There’s a rough road that is less chosen, because it requires some...– Loveprint by Clara C
rachelkimmy: About to watch the LAST episode of City Hunter..
Me: THAT'S why we don't have too many butterflies this year, you killed all the caterpillars!
Mom: Well that's because they were eating my pepper plant! Who told them to eat my pepper plant? If they'd just stay away from my plants, I'd leave them alone.
*After some thought*
Mom: Ants too! Why did they have to be on my Jasmine plant?!
Looking at my work schedule VS my school schedule...
Loveprint - Clara C
My outfit for work today was pretty kickinnn.
Lolol I’m just excited cuz it’s all new stuff. :D
Chocolate Rocks on the Boardwalk.
You're just eating that one piece of corn?
You need some protein, wrap a piece of turkey around it. -Hannah Myers
Hannah: Oh so I have to tell you, I was watching Hell's Kitchen with Mike, and there was this asian guy-
Hannah: WHAT how'd you know?!
Me: Sigh. Max is obsessed with that show.
Hannah: OMG IF MIKE FINDS THAT OUT THEY'LL-
Me: Sigh. Don't say it.
Dream - lost bonds.
Last night I had a strange dream that had me feeling regretful and awful when I woke up this morning. It made me want to go back to bed, right back into the dream, and make whatever went wrong WORK. I think the basic outline was this: I lived in a house with three other girls, and we were like sisters. Not sorority sisters or anything normal like that, but bound by some unseen force that caused...
Me: I was supposed to do something just now, but I just forgot what I was supposed to do.
leboyfriend: That's okay, the person who was controlling the sim you just deleted your action cue.
(1*1)+(0*6)+(1*0) < 3
Max’s creation in response to my statement, “There’s nothing cool we can do with our anniversary numbers.”
OMFG THIS CONVERSATION LOL
Allison: You would look really cute with short hair, but I'm really attached to your long hair.
Me: BUT ITS SO FREAKING HOT.
Allison: Beauty is painful.
Me: Noooooooo let me cut ittttttt
Allison: .... How much?
Me: 3? :DDDD
Allison: 3?.... how about 2.
Me: FINE 2.
Allison: jajajaja glad we compromised.
Me: LOL why thank you Allison.
Allison: You're so welcome.
I'd rather cuddle then have sex.
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That was totally us tonight. I don’t know if I’ve had a really dull summer or if tonight was just so much fun I could have died, but it was without a doubt the best night of my entire summer. Dinner with the co-workers never struck me as something that I’d ever enjoy, it just sounded grown up and very official. But tonight was very unofficial; it was just fun. We went to a...