Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? →
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"It sucks when two attractive people live...
bex-chan: every time I meet someone new I secretly decide which hogwarts house they’d be sorted into.
I need to start treating Geology like it's a real...
Seriously, it was a mistake to take a class and expect it to be easy. Anything science is not easy.
I had no desire to be right.
Why was I so smart, at fifteen?
When your bestfriend gets pissed at you →
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Haircut and Roommate things.
Me: I feel more naked without hair.
Me: Am I more naked?
Allison: No, same amount of naked.
"Poor Peeta, all Tumblr focuses on is how he bakes...
president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOOOUUUU
effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
effie: you are a spineless
octavia and portia: PALE
flavius: and pathetic lot
haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
On the topic of UMD Computer Science from...
Lindsay: Kent and I are going to protest your department btw. Kent: With fire.
asimplisticreality: cooolhorses: i found it I can’t breathe. OMFG. This is too funny..and adorable. sdkjfhkjsdh.
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
"I should make you the meme! We'll think of a good...
peeta: katniss, i loaf you
peeta: there's no one breader than you
peeta: you are the apple of my rye
peeta: let's cake sweet love tonight
peeta: i toast to our everlasting love
peeta: i love you with every grain of my being
peeta: you are my little muffin
peeta: you are the sun rising in the yeast
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
I'm going to start a Tim The Ginger tag.
Tim: I have all the power in this relationship, don’t deny it. Me: Girls have a lot of power! Don’t underestimate us. Tim: What, boobs? Me: NO YOU DORK. Then I have to remind myself:
Tumblr: We Changed our Terms and Conditions!
Tumblr User: I just want to show them that they don't own me, I mean, if I'm gonna press I agree, I want to still be me.
Just agreed to tumblr's updated Terms of Service...
The Cherries Fell Fast From The Tree
The cherries fell fast from the tree. Just as quickly as you flew away. Like the dawn of spring, and it’s quiet things, was the light falling down your face. Here is the place where I loved you. Here, and here, and there. But when I come to, and I look at you, The sight of this place I cannot bare. And the pain is sweet, for I’ve done a good deed; let you go for neither pride nor...
13 Reasons Why Today Was Awesome
Woke up at the good “in-between” time. Not so early I want to die, not so late that I feel like I’ve wasted my entire day. Went to the salon with my dad. He got a facial (lol chill guys, it was a birthday present), and I got a pedicure. Got lunch at the Asian Zen Sushi Grill in Burtonsville after the salon with my dad. That place is fantastic, if you haven’t been yet,...
I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...– Ernest Hemingway (via ensouvenirde)
An old post I found in my drafts.[[MORE]] He told me that I radiate an energy that is definitively me. That when he leaves me, he leaves with a distinct happiness that only happens when I radiate that energy. That when I’m not being me, he leaves being simply content. That when I grow silent for a moment - when I look away and avert my eyes - he knows that that’s when my wall comes...
eddinneex3: I swear if I don’t do well on this chem exam today I might give up all hope… it’s just another day, anyways. NO ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY ITS A LOVELY DAY BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY