Typical Myers conversation; from different floors...
Hannah's Mom: HANNAH YOU AREN'T EATING THE BANANAS FAST ENOUGH.
Hannah: STOP BUYING SO MANY.
"and then he kissed me really quickly and I didn't...
Chipmunk reading a newspaper.
Michael: Did you just ask me to do you a favor? Me: No… I said, ‘In the meantime: a chipmunk reading a newspaper!’ Michael: ………whaaatt. Me: Hmm, I guess those two kind of sound alike.
"Did you say ass? -oh, ash, ash. Got it." -...
My cousin looks like Josh Hutcherson...
adrenalineforgingers: I’M SORRY HANNAH I DIDN’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAID THAT EXCUSE ME WHAT. The similarity is uncanny lmaooooooo.
So I have a summer job. By some MIRACLE, I went out of the country for the first three weeks of summer, and then after coming home and searching for a job for the next three weeks I somehow scored a campus job with paid/free housing as a CA / desk person in the dorms. Seriously, my only wish for this summer was to be able to live in College Park. Is this even really happening to me?! I just got...
Making up my mind.
Me: Yes I think she was. No maybe she wasn't. No definitely not, she wasn't. I mean she totally was. Completely. I'm sure she was. No wait.
Michael: Make up your mind!
Me: No! I'm a woman!
A Whole new----
rendition-of-me: Sundi: because when you date someone, you date their whole worl- Me: *Grinning like a madman* No! Stop that…I didn’t say “new” Me: *grinning* But- Sundi: No!
Yelling at Le GF like a sir...
rendition-of-me: Me: ….so I implore you to- Sundi: STOP!!! With the vocab words and yell at me like a normal human being!!!!
Why are you conscious.
Me: HAPPYYY BIRTHDAYYY TIM!
Tim: Thanks! :)
Me: meow meow ♥
Tim: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Me: teehee. WAIT ISN'T THIS YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY.
Tim: it is!
Me: why are you conscious.
"I swear I'm only contagious if you kiss me."...
Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.– Edgar Allan Poe (via myngo)
Your keyboard is now Daft Punk… this is not a video, click on it
Happy 21st Birthday to my love~
21sssttttttttt! 21 21 21 21 21 21
Insta-poof– Sundi (via rendition-of-me)
"I don't understand you humans. How do you get...
Le bf referring to le roommate.
The best friend talking to the boyfriend and the...
BFF: SUP BOO THIS IS YO FAVORITE GINGER IN THE HIZZOUSEEEE
BF: I don't know, I had some really good ginger for dinner.
a special message for a very special someone
haha-l-m-a-o: bonushumor: hey you dont you dare think for even a second that nobody saw you when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
Me: Mommy, can I bring Courtney home?
Mom: Yeah... wait, what?
Me: To our house.
Mom: Yes. Why does that sound like you're bringing home a puppy?
I think I know what he means when he says,...
How does one even love someone else so much? I didn’t even know that this was possible. It’s kind of breathtaking.
Courtney: Why do you laugh at my pain and struggles?
Me: Because that's what best friends do.
adrenalineforgingers: Ugh. Clothes are so unnecessary. NAKED COLONY.
Me: You're psychotic.
Courtney: I just get bored.
"I swear I'm getting you a bubble." - Michael