June 2012
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Typical Myers conversation; from different floors...
Hannah's Mom: HANNAH YOU AREN'T EATING THE BANANAS FAST ENOUGH.
Hannah: STOP BUYING SO MANY.
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"and then he kissed me really quickly and I didn't...
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Chipmunk reading a newspaper.
Michael: Did you just ask me to do you a favor?
Me: No… I said, ‘In the meantime: a chipmunk reading a newspaper!’
Michael: ………whaaatt.
Me: Hmm, I guess those two kind of sound alike.
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"Did you say ass? -oh, ash, ash. Got it." -...
My cousin looks like Josh Hutcherson...
adrenalineforgingers:
I’M SORRY HANNAH I DIDN’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAID THAT EXCUSE ME WHAT.
The similarity is uncanny lmaooooooo.
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SUMMER2012
So I have a summer job. By some MIRACLE, I went out of the country for the first three weeks of summer, and then after coming home and searching for a job for the next three weeks I somehow scored a campus job with paid/free housing as a CA / desk person in the dorms.
Seriously, my only wish for this summer was to be able to live in College Park. Is this even really happening to me?!
I just got...
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Making up my mind.
Me: Yes I think she was. No maybe she wasn't. No definitely not, she wasn't. I mean she totally was. Completely. I'm sure she was. No wait.
Michael: Make up your mind!
Me: No! I'm a woman!
A Whole new----
rendition-of-me:
Sundi: because when you date someone, you date their whole worl-
Me: *Grinning like a madman*
No! Stop that…I didn’t say “new”
Me: *grinning* But-
Sundi: No!
Yelling at Le GF like a sir...
rendition-of-me:
Me: ….so I implore you to-
Sundi: STOP!!! With the vocab words and yell at me like a normal human being!!!!
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Why are you conscious.
Me: HAPPYYY BIRTHDAYYY TIM!
Tim: Thanks! :)
Me: meow meow ♥
Tim: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Me: teehee. WAIT ISN'T THIS YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY.
Tim: it is!
Me: why are you conscious.
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"I swear I'm only contagious if you kiss me."...
“Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via myngo)
Watch
Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…
this is not a video, click on it
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Happy 21st Birthday to my love~
21sssttttttttt! 21 21 21 21 21 21
“Insta-poof”
– Sundi (via rendition-of-me)
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"I don't understand you humans. How do you get...
Le bf referring to le roommate.
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The best friend talking to the boyfriend and the...
BFF: SUP BOO THIS IS YO FAVORITE GINGER IN THE HIZZOUSEEEE
BF: I don't know, I had some really good ginger for dinner.
a special message for a very special someone
haha-l-m-a-o:
bonushumor:
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
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Me: Mommy, can I bring Courtney home?
Mom: Yeah... wait, what?
Me: To our house.
Mom: Yes. Why does that sound like you're bringing home a puppy?
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I think I know what he means when he says,...
How does one even love someone else so much? I didn’t even know that this was possible. It’s kind of breathtaking.
WatchHAHAHA OMG
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Me: LMAO
Courtney: Why do you laugh at my pain and struggles?
Me: Because that's what best friends do.
adrenalineforgingers:
Ugh. Clothes are so unnecessary.
NAKED COLONY.
omfgcourtney.
Me: You're psychotic.
Courtney: I just get bored.
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"I swear I'm getting you a bubble." - Michael
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