Independent

clydealexander:

lasirenenoire:

my life question #whyblackmenlovewhitewomen

Trouble…

Can we just talk about how this book is sandwiched between “The Couple’s Comfort Book” and “How To Get Laid or Die Trying” ????

VINCENT VAN GOGH’s FAMILY TREE

His dizzy aunt ————————————————- Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes————————- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store- Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ——————— U Gogh

His magician uncle—————————- Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin ————————————- A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother —— Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach- Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ———————————- Can’t Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt ————————- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle ———————————- Flamin Gogh

The fruit-loving cousin ———————————- Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking —- Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew —————————— Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco ——————————— Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV —- Winnie Bay Gogh

“I should make you the meme! We’ll think of a good one and then use your face.” - Bradleigh

littlemonster-sunny:

I want a cat just for this reason.

THIS IS AWFUL. OH MY GOODNESS WHO WOULD DO THIS TO A CAT [but damn, is that precise.]

What Happens When You Drink Too Much

After 5 beers:

After 2 glasses of wine:

2 bottles of wine, shared of course:

Too many margaritas: 

Kamikazes:

Rum and Coke:

1 Purple Haze:

3 Martinis: 

1 Bottle of Tequila: